Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name. One son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. John Chrusciel I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. Unkown What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising?
Businessman If you breakwatch your golf. Steven Wright My son is now an "entrepreneur. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. If you break 80, watch your business. My wife favored the Suzy-Q.
Martin Buxbaum The company accountant is shy and retiring. This makes you look smart. Karl Marx I used to sell furniture for a living. Samuel Goldwyn Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. Warner, Warner Brothers, Regrettable Quotes: The less you know, the more you make.
Business Week, August 2, Regrettable Quotes: Peter Drucker By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
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We have market share. Ted Turner The three most frequently told lies in the world Jeff Bezos U. Earl Wilson In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss. Part II There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
I blame others for my mistakes. Lee DeForest, inventor Radio has no future. Groups of guitars are on the way out. The cheque is in the post The trouble was, it was my own. Milton Berle A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Andrew Young I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. A Boeing Engineer, after the first flight of thea twin engine plane that carried ten people.
Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? William Thomson, Lord Kelvin English scientist, Quotable Business Humor When you make a mistake of adding the date to the right side of the accounting statement, you must add it to the left side too.
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. Mitch Ratliffe There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Edward Abbey Advertising is legalized lying. Duell, Office of Patents, There will never be a bigger plane built. X-rays will prove to be a hoax. Joey Adams Behind every successful man lurks a truly amazed ex-mother-in-law. Solving for Money, we get:Project Managers - Make sure you adopt an appropriate planning approach, e.
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